Oh, the Embarrasment!

What the hell did my human's daughter put on me?  

Man; My Human is Boring!

Of course They go off to East Vancouver. Some place I've never been and they leave me here...  Jeesh. What does a shark have to do to get any excitement around here. Ooh. Human's daughter brought in a My Little Pony...  How many calories are horses and are they considered organic food?  

Yeah. Human has stuck me up here. And I so wanted to make that rainbow haired horse's aquaintance...  Rainbow ice cream is delicious. Took an ice cream cone off the last surfer I ate.  That took care of two major food groups for the day's meal   

That one that calls herself Princess Twilight Sparkle is starting to annoy me with her little song about her Princess Wings. A little bit NPD; is she?  

Well. Got to meet them. But needed to be on my best behavior because we didn't want a crying Human's Daughter.  Rats.  So much for Horse steaks. 

Human Daughter watching carefully to make sure that I'm on my best behavior.  

Hey! I'm back.

Lots of things happened.  Most of it happening to Human and mate. Too much to go through here.  Human's on a cleaning binge. 

WHAT YOU WANT ME TO DO THE DISHES?  Are you kidding me?!  

Cool...dead computer. Hopefully the next computer Human gets will taste better.  He keeps saying that  I'd "better not take a bite out of his iPad."  Hmmm. Wonder what the calorie count is in that?  

My new fav perch is the top of the filing cabinet when I'm not hanging out next to the computer.  

Not much happening here...

Hi, Toothy here.



Yep, been a while since anything was posted on this here blog, but y'know...it's been a lazy week. Human took off to Vancouver with something havin' to do with one of his kids. So I stayed at home and guarded the house. Didn't take his camera either so ended up having to protect that too; Toothy...the Guard Shark...don't mess with my Human's camera, man or hospital's gonna run out of stitchin' material.



I look good, don't I? After all, it costs a lot to have a Guard Shark...y'know. I don't come cheap. OK...maybe a hunk of mackeral or somethin' now and then. But then again, it's about 50 tons worth every two weeks.

Anyways, Human will probably take me out again sometime this week. It's bound to be raining according to what Human says. He checks out the Weather Network.

Well more to come soon...Catch ya later...Alligator.

Please Tell Me There's Nothing Behind Me - Redux...Version II...whatever...

My human did a photoshoot of "Mini-me" with my new buddy a few months ago...He doesn't have a name yet, but he does keep going "Oh My God...". I hope he ain't one of those Jehovah's Witness types that kept coming with tracts standing in front of the nuthouse I was in...


This was the shot done with Mini-Me... (Yeah...he's a hammerhead shark. We're getting acquainted...he's cool...but a little bit flaky).

Here's the redux that my human did with me in the shot...and "Oh My God". This time he's going "Oh Dear God...not again!!!" I wonder what that means. And does this penguin taste like chicken? Hmmm, better not. Thank goodness it wasn't Wayne that got picked. This penguin would be toast.


Why does he keep going "Oh Dear God...Not Again"?

Holy Cripes...Did we just do a tour of the Lower Mainland????

This guy is inexhaustible. From the time I got picked up from the nuthouse that was the store that I was in today, I've gone from Surrey to Langley to Downtown Vancouver (all the way into the West End of Downtown).

First place we went after I got home to my new place from my home that I've had for I forget how long...(confused yet?) Human pops me in the camera bag...and we're off to Langley and Willowbrook Mall...who knew?


This is me hanging out by the sign.

Then after we hop back on the bus headed back to Surrey, we decide that we're going to go out to Vancouver. Now...this isn't a place that I remember. All I remember is getting shoved into a crate in some unknown country...and darkness until they opened whatever box I was in and stuck me on the shelf in that nuthouse. But anyways. I went on what was called or at least the humans in my life now call it...the Skytrain. Runs on rails or something like that on a bunch of big pillars.


See here I am, stuck in my human's camera bag. At least I get to stick my head out. He tells me how lucky I am...since a friend of his had his buddy stuck at the bottom of the camera bag.

We then went all the way to Downtown Vancouver, and got off the Skytrain at Burrard Station, then we walked some more...over to Davie Street and Cardero. On the way there, I saw some weird rainbow lookin' flags. Don't know what they mean...hey, I'm a shark...I'm not supposed to know anything other than eatin' fish. Everything's a new experience. After we went to his mate's workplace (at least he explained that she worked there for one shift, last weekend or she explained it. She says he's absent-minded...whatever that is...)...some place called London Drugs. I don't know why it's called London...or who this London person is. Don't ask me, I don't know...

After we went walking on the beach...at least they did...I just got carried. I'm a pelagic...I don't have any legs...so he just carried me around. Watched the big fiery ball of light go down in the sky... OH? That's the sun, eh? Well...got my picture taken with the sunset...


My human was muttering something about not having a "flash" whatever that is...Something about bringing out my features...and hey...that's a good thing.

And finally, we walked back to the Skytrain, rode the Skytrain into Waterfront Station...and got to sit down all the way back to Surrey...


Hey...it's me...at Waterfront Station...yep...that blurry thing is a Skytrain right behind me. Cool, eh?

Now we're back home and it's almost midnight..."Hey...human...can you let me out of this bag?"

My very first portrait...probably not the best-shot...

He's gonna take me out and we're gonna have some fun.


Wait till we get outside and I can really show off my photogenic qualities.