Great White Outta Water: September 2015

About Me

Hi, I'm Toothy. Yeah...I'm a Great White Shark. I'm far away from my stomping grounds...and I'm happily in the home of a photographer who likes to carry me around in his camera bag.

My favorite foods to eat are fish, tuna, stingrays, smaller sharks, porpoises, dolphins, whales, seals, fur seals and sea lions. Yep, scrumptiously delicious. I don't often eat penguins or sea otters (somethin' or the other about fat content and oil - not being good for my constitution), but I sure like to give 'em a heart-attack. Sea turtles are delicious, but the shells are bad for my teeth. Ever try to go after one and when they see ya, they flip over on their back. Hurt my snout once while makin' a run on one. Didn't wanna do that again.

I like posing for the camera. It's a cool new hobby of mine. My human takes me out, poses me in front of whereever he wants me to stand...then he takes a picture. I like that. It's better than listening to ol' Rattles talk about rats eating his brains again. Thank my two rows of teeth, I don't have to listen to that ever again.

Thursday, September 10, 2015

Oh, the Embarrasment!