Oh, the Embarrasment!

What the hell did my human's daughter put on me?  

Man; My Human is Boring!

Of course They go off to East Vancouver. Some place I've never been and they leave me here...  Jeesh. What does a shark have to do to get any excitement around here. Ooh. Human's daughter brought in a My Little Pony...  How many calories are horses and are they considered organic food?  

Yeah. Human has stuck me up here. And I so wanted to make that rainbow haired horse's aquaintance...  Rainbow ice cream is delicious. Took an ice cream cone off the last surfer I ate.  That took care of two major food groups for the day's meal   

That one that calls herself Princess Twilight Sparkle is starting to annoy me with her little song about her Princess Wings. A little bit NPD; is she?  

Well. Got to meet them. But needed to be on my best behavior because we didn't want a crying Human's Daughter.  Rats.  So much for Horse steaks. 

Human Daughter watching carefully to make sure that I'm on my best behavior.  

Hey! I'm back.

Lots of things happened.  Most of it happening to Human and mate. Too much to go through here.  Human's on a cleaning binge. 

WHAT YOU WANT ME TO DO THE DISHES?  Are you kidding me?!  

Cool...dead computer. Hopefully the next computer Human gets will taste better.  He keeps saying that  I'd "better not take a bite out of his iPad."  Hmmm. Wonder what the calorie count is in that?  

My new fav perch is the top of the filing cabinet when I'm not hanging out next to the computer.