Hey! I'm back.

Lots of things happened.  Most of it happening to Human and mate. Too much to go through here.  Human's on a cleaning binge. 

WHAT YOU WANT ME TO DO THE DISHES?  Are you kidding me?!  

Cool...dead computer. Hopefully the next computer Human gets will taste better.  He keeps saying that  I'd "better not take a bite out of his iPad."  Hmmm. Wonder what the calorie count is in that?  

My new fav perch is the top of the filing cabinet when I'm not hanging out next to the computer.