Great White Outta Water: Man; My Human is Boring!

Friday, July 17, 2015

Man; My Human is Boring!

Of course They go off to East Vancouver. Some place I've never been and they leave me here... Jeesh. What does a shark have to do to get any excitement around here. Ooh. Human's daughter brought in a My Little Pony... How many calories are horses and are they considered organic food?

Yeah. Human has stuck me up here. And I so wanted to make that rainbow haired horse's aquaintance... Rainbow ice cream is delicious. Took an ice cream cone off the last surfer I ate. That took care of two major food groups for the day's meal

That one that calls herself Princess Twilight Sparkle is starting to annoy me with her little song about her Princess Wings. A little bit NPD; is she?

Well. Got to meet them. But needed to be on my best behavior because we didn't want a crying Human's Daughter. Rats. So much for Horse steaks.

Human Daughter watching carefully to make sure that I'm on my best behavior.

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About Me

Hi, I'm Toothy. Yeah...I'm a Great White Shark. I'm far away from my stomping grounds...and I'm happily in the home of a photographer who likes to carry me around in his camera bag.

My favorite foods to eat are fish, tuna, stingrays, smaller sharks, porpoises, dolphins, whales, seals, fur seals and sea lions. Yep, scrumptiously delicious. I don't often eat penguins or sea otters (somethin' or the other about fat content and oil - not being good for my constitution), but I sure like to give 'em a heart-attack. Sea turtles are delicious, but the shells are bad for my teeth. Ever try to go after one and when they see ya, they flip over on their back. Hurt my snout once while makin' a run on one. Didn't wanna do that again.

I like posing for the camera. It's a cool new hobby of mine. My human takes me out, poses me in front of whereever he wants me to stand...then he takes a picture. I like that. It's better than listening to ol' Rattles talk about rats eating his brains again. Thank my two rows of teeth, I don't have to listen to that ever again.