Great White Outta Water: Please Tell Me There's Nothing Behind Me

Saturday, August 20, 2011

Please Tell Me There's Nothing Behind Me - Redux...Version II...whatever...

My human did a photoshoot of "Mini-me" with my new buddy a few months ago...He doesn't have a name yet, but he does keep going "Oh My God...". I hope he ain't one of those Jehovah's Witness types that kept coming with tracts standing in front of the nuthouse I was in...

This was the shot done with Mini-Me... (Yeah...he's a hammerhead shark. We're getting acquainted...he's cool...but a little bit flaky).

Here's the redux that my human did with me in the shot...and "Oh My God". This time he's going "Oh Dear God...not again!!!" I wonder what that means. And does this penguin taste like chicken? Hmmm, better not. Thank goodness it wasn't Wayne that got picked. This penguin would be toast.

Why does he keep going "Oh Dear God...Not Again"?

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About Me

Hi, I'm Toothy. Yeah...I'm a Great White Shark. I'm far away from my stomping grounds...and I'm happily in the home of a photographer who likes to carry me around in his camera bag.

My favorite foods to eat are fish, tuna, stingrays, smaller sharks, porpoises, dolphins, whales, seals, fur seals and sea lions. Yep, scrumptiously delicious. I don't often eat penguins or sea otters (somethin' or the other about fat content and oil - not being good for my constitution), but I sure like to give 'em a heart-attack. Sea turtles are delicious, but the shells are bad for my teeth. Ever try to go after one and when they see ya, they flip over on their back. Hurt my snout once while makin' a run on one. Didn't wanna do that again.

I like posing for the camera. It's a cool new hobby of mine. My human takes me out, poses me in front of whereever he wants me to stand...then he takes a picture. I like that. It's better than listening to ol' Rattles talk about rats eating his brains again. Thank my two rows of teeth, I don't have to listen to that ever again.